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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, 'John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.'

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years.

"Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
chronovore: (magnum)
Oddly Enough | Reuters | They had sex WHERE?:
ROME (Reuters) - An Italian couple who were caught having sex in a church confessional box while morning Mass was being said have repented and made peace with the local bishop.

The couple, in their early 30s, were detained by police earlier this month after they had made love in the confessional box in the cathedral in northern Cesena. They were cautioned for obscene acts in public and disturbing a religious function.

Their lawyer said they had been drinking all night and realized they had gone too far.

The lawyer told the area's local newspaper on Wednesday the couple met with the local bishop on Tuesday night, asked for his forgiveness and that he had given it.

Last week the bishop celebrated a "Mass of reparation" in the cathedral where the confessional box incident took place to make up for the sacrilege.
I think they were just trying to save; they could indulge in sin and then IMMEDIATELY be forgiven.

new bliss

May. 29th, 2008 11:56 am
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Gotta say, I am loving the Savage Lovecast, the podcast version of Dan Savage's weekly sex advice column, Savage Love. Here's the main page at The Stranger (Seattle, represent!) and an iTMS link for subscription.

Now if there was only a freakin' podcast for Dr. Drew and Adam's Loveline, I'd be vicariously stoked for quite a while.
chronovore: (OMFG)
Worst Place to Live in Japan: (warning: linked page is mildly NSFW)
The above is a screencap (note: not included to avoid hotlinking) from a TV program with a list entitled "statistics which show the reality of Osaka." The figures show that Osaka comes out tops (worst) out of all the cities in Japan in the following categories...

* Theft
* Car vandalism
* Murder and other violent crimes
* Number of homeless
* Death by Cancer
* Number of offices declining
* Unemployment rate (2nd worse)
* Bankruptcy rate (2nd worse)
* Number of primary schools that don't serve food
* National learning proficiency test
* Child abuse deaths
Even so, with all of that against it, it still feels a lot safer here than in the USA.
chronovore: (NSFW)
from a dan savage response:
As for feeling like a pedophile, HB, there's nothing pedo about a 19-year-old bi chick in Disney-princess underpants. A little girl in those panties is innocent and darling. A sexually active 19-year-old in those panties is ironic and daring. (A quick poll of straight men—or man, as the sample size was small—also revealed that 100 percent consider 19-year-old bisexual girls in Disney panties "sexy as fucking hell.") So when your boyfriend eats your pussy through a pair of your new Disney underpants—when he filters your vaginal secretions through an image of Jasmine or Ariel or Belle—he will not only be helping you assert your right to sexual fulfillment despite your mother's disapproval, HB, but helping you deconstruct a patriarchal hetero-normative discourse that reifies female purity and holds up female undergarments as moral status markers.
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Some lovely, creative clothing/art pieces on display at Artifice Clothing, including one sassy, latex-clad nun, modeled by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] slinka. [via coilhouse]

Hah...

Aug. 12th, 2007 12:05 am
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A subtly different kind of Harry Potter spoiler.

Warnings:
Not safe for work.
Not actually a spoiler.
Harry, as such, does not appear.

Mihiro

Jul. 16th, 2007 01:09 pm
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Mihiro
Mihiro,
originally uploaded by chronovore.
Mihiro will be at the MAX video shop in 7/28 from 17:00 onward. I've always been curious about these signings, particularly since JP (the other JP) posted about his experience in taking a friend to one. It sounds like a sad carnival, and I am all about the sad and the carnival.

Plus there is no one out there as cute as Mihiro, and I'm wondering what the IRL experience will be.
chronovore: (NSFW)
The Moneymaker: a short film with interviews of adult film actors and actresses about how they got into the business. Ends with a pretty, but boring music video that happens to show just how different from their street appearance teh pr0nstarz look in movies.

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