It's only a year or two out before the masses are stupid enough that I can initiate my master plan of harvesting "long pig" as a copious food source for us smartassen.

I hear McDonalds has already been using this technique for years; where do you think they go, after three months of employment at the front counter? Once they've served their purpose as a tax-credit to McD's, they go right into the Big Breakfast patties.