i mean it will be an unwatchable pile of shit, to put it in the most uncharitable terms.

but also from the commercial perspective, in even the most limited sense, it's over three hours and he's touring it himself, produced it himself. laura dern doesn't even know how many characters she played. it's not a movie that can ever get a wide release. even an arthouse one, really. my expectation is of an elegant disaster.

i am not a big lynch fan, so when he starts getting really lynchy, i start to roll my eyes, and this is like the lynchiest thing ever.