Well, if you were a gay man, and I was gay, I'd be very interested in being a Dan Savage.

...somehow that doesn't work. Let's just bless your hips and boobs and intelligence and verve and be happy about it.

I think if I were gay, I'd leap to Canada to marry Dan as well. Though he has appeared in the past to have issues with bisexuals that I think are overgeneralizations. I have found this to be a frequent issue among gays and lesbians.