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chronovore ([personal profile] chronovore) wrote2007-04-13 10:08 am
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Pornography Statistics 2007: in short U. S. A! NUMBER ONE! (via [livejournal.com profile] nattotastic )
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[identity profile] sdemory.livejournal.com 2007-04-15 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
College is a time of experimentation, and one is more willing to experiment when asked to do so by a hot, hot Turkish girl who's got a fascination with that sort of thing.

Allegedly. It's also allegedly somewhat uncomfortable.

[identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com 2007-04-16 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Uncomfortable? Really? Why?

[identity profile] sdemory.livejournal.com 2007-04-16 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Feels much like a kick in the prostate, truth be told. Price one pays for looking porntastic.

TMI? Y-E-S!

[identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com 2007-04-16 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, you're saying that being on the giving end of that much pearl jam is not fun? Are you saying Peter's (gasp!) acting?!

[identity profile] sdemory.livejournal.com 2007-04-16 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
He's probably used to it. From what I've been told by... people... the gasp and wince is pretty dead-on, but the cry of "Jesus fuck, someone sapped me in the colon!" is probably done off-camera.

The things we do for hot, chain-smoker booty.

[identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com 2007-04-16 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
*ceases further research*

[identity profile] sdemory.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
It's its own thing, definitely. Can't say that I'm not glad that I did it, because... well, hot Turkish booty. Still, it's a sobering thing as well.

[identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
The anecdotal evidence supports it once again: If a thing looks too good to be true, it probably is.
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