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Although the 18% of the 50+ age set searching for "teen porn" kinda icked me.

*reads your sentence*
Yeah, but there are two years of legal age right there...

*RE-reads your sentence*
*notes 50+"
Oh. Ew. EWWWwwwww.

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These countries are members of the

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Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_fun_ball)

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No, OK, seriously, how DOES Peter North do it?

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Usually from the back, with a money shot at the end.

badump-bump!

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Kegels, a good chunk of rest between action and a protein-rich diet.

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...and you know this definitively because...?

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College is a time of experimentation, and one is more willing to experiment when asked to do so by a hot, hot Turkish girl who's got a fascination with that sort of thing.

Allegedly. It's also allegedly somewhat uncomfortable.

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Uncomfortable? Really? Why?

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Feels much like a kick in the prostate, truth be told. Price one pays for looking porntastic.

TMI? Y-E-S!

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Wait, you're saying that being on the giving end of that much pearl jam is not fun? Are you saying Peter's (gasp!) acting?!

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He's probably used to it. From what I've been told by... people... the gasp and wince is pretty dead-on, but the cry of "Jesus fuck, someone sapped me in the colon!" is probably done off-camera.

The things we do for hot, chain-smoker booty.

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*ceases further research*

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It's its own thing, definitely. Can't say that I'm not glad that I did it, because... well, hot Turkish booty. Still, it's a sobering thing as well.

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The anecdotal evidence supports it once again: If a thing looks too good to be true, it probably is.

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U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

I feel like I helped make this possible. It's like being part of the US Hockey team at the 1980 Olympics!

Only with porn.

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And a differently-curved hockey stick.

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Pretty interesting article from last May about Elmhurst: http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/05/19/notes051906.DTL&nl=fix

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Incidentally, Elmhurst isn't exactly a small rural town or anything. It's a western suburb of Chicago. What does that tell you about Chicago?

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What does that tell you about Chicago?

FTFA:What does this say about Elmhurst? What does this say about small towns across the United States? What do you think it says? Because that's pretty much what it says.
;-) !!!

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