hair

[chronovore]

Two of my least favorite things about getting older may be connected. My hairline is thinning out, and I am getting new hair growing in my ear. Clearly those strands from my hairline have become lost. Or bored, and have begun wandering around.

Comments

[stevenkaye.livejournal.com]

Don't think of it as your hairline thinning out. Think of it as maximizing your headbutting potential.

That's what I tell myself, anyway.

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

I've already got quite the forehead weaponry. I tell some of the low-hairlined guys around here, "You want to have a zutsuki (headbutting) contest with me? You've got that little wakizashi, and I've got this motherfucking nodachi. You really want this?"

[hedr-goblin.livejournal.com]

heh.

Maybe you can think of it as your own personal migration system... where thoughts flock in the winter, to keep warm.

[imlac.livejournal.com]

You think it's bad now, wait until those wandering hairs start turning grey.

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

They're white. :^\

[mckenzee.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I got that... and the nostrils growing their own moustache.

[weezie13.livejournal.com]

Hairs in the ear are fun because you'll get random mutant ones that will be several inches long! Time to add to the grooming regimen, eh?

[cyclopea.livejournal.com]

As your head gets colder, at least your ears will be warm! Also, you can blind enemies with the reflection of the sun, while protecting yourself from sonic attacks.

*optimist