why i still enjoy playing on tribe.net

With regard to why BoingBoing.net wasn't covering the predicted outbreak of supervirus HN51 (they since did):

Will this disease have designer-designed accoutrements?
If it doesn't have designer-designed accourtrements, we don't care.

Unless a porn-star gets sick.

At Disney.

Disney Porn™ is your best idea EVAR.

Now I see why they've been breeding the Aguileras, Speares, and Lohans. It's all part of a greater, long range scheme like McDonald's: catch 'em young, and encourage them to participate with continued franchise purchases due to emotional hooks to their youth.

Brilliant.

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