chronovore: (magnum)
chronovore ([personal profile] chronovore) wrote2007-04-13 10:08 am

bow-chikky-BOW-bow!

Pornography Statistics 2007: in short U. S. A! NUMBER ONE! (via [livejournal.com profile] nattotastic )

The dating pool must be mightily lacking in Elmhurst, Illinois

[identity profile] sdemory.livejournal.com 2007-04-13 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

I feel like I helped make this possible. It's like being part of the US Hockey team at the 1980 Olympics!

Only with porn.

Re: The dating pool must be mightily lacking in Elmhurst, Illinois

[identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com 2007-04-13 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
And a differently-curved hockey stick.

Re: The dating pool must be mightily lacking in Elmhurst, Illinois

[identity profile] nattotastic.livejournal.com 2007-04-13 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty interesting article from last May about Elmhurst: http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/05/19/notes051906.DTL&nl=fix

Re: The dating pool must be mightily lacking in Elmhurst, Illinois

[identity profile] nattotastic.livejournal.com 2007-04-13 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Incidentally, Elmhurst isn't exactly a small rural town or anything. It's a western suburb of Chicago. What does that tell you about Chicago?

Re: The dating pool must be mightily lacking in Elmhurst, Illinois

[identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com 2007-04-13 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
What does that tell you about Chicago?

FTFA:What does this say about Elmhurst? What does this say about small towns across the United States? What do you think it says? Because that's pretty much what it says.
;-) !!!

Re: The dating pool must be mightily lacking in Elmhurst, Illinois

[identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com 2007-04-13 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
The olympics already have porn; haven't you ever lingered over the girls' gymnastics slo-mo's?