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[chronovore]

Pornography Statistics 2007: in short U. S. A! NUMBER ONE! (via nattotastic )

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The dating pool must be mightily lacking in Elmhurst, Illinois

[sdemory.livejournal.com]

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

I feel like I helped make this possible. It's like being part of the US Hockey team at the 1980 Olympics!

Only with porn.

Re: The dating pool must be mightily lacking in Elmhurst, Illinois

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

And a differently-curved hockey stick.

Re: The dating pool must be mightily lacking in Elmhurst, Illinois

[nattotastic.livejournal.com]

Pretty interesting article from last May about Elmhurst: http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/05/19/notes051906.DTL&nl=fix

Re: The dating pool must be mightily lacking in Elmhurst, Illinois

[nattotastic.livejournal.com]

Incidentally, Elmhurst isn't exactly a small rural town or anything. It's a western suburb of Chicago. What does that tell you about Chicago?

Re: The dating pool must be mightily lacking in Elmhurst, Illinois

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

What does that tell you about Chicago?

FTFA:What does this say about Elmhurst? What does this say about small towns across the United States? What do you think it says? Because that's pretty much what it says.
;-) !!!

Re: The dating pool must be mightily lacking in Elmhurst, Illinois

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

The olympics already have porn; haven't you ever lingered over the girls' gymnastics slo-mo's?