...too soon?

[chronovore]

Earthquake Sets Japan Back To 2147 | The Onion - America's Finest News Source:

TOKYO—Japanese government officials confirmed Monday that the damage wrought on Japan's national infrastructure by the July 16th earthquake—particularly on the country's protective force field, quantum teleportation system, zero-point fusion energy broadcasting grid, and psychodynamic communications network—was severe enough to set the technologically advanced island nation back approximately 300 years to a primitive mid-22nd-century state of existence. (xposted to nihon)

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[nattotastic.livejournal.com]

Only in Niigata. The rest of us still live in 2447.

iPhone? Cute. My son made one out of macaroni in daycare.

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's hard to imagine life without my genecrafted StrongBad and The Cheat companions. Even if no-one here understands them.

[captainblack.livejournal.com]

Not understand?

I woulda thought the Kogals would be all up ons!

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

He's always charging them and shouting "KNEECAP'D!!!" which makes them flee.