happy easter

[chronovore]

This is the day that Jesus rolls the rock off his cave-tomb entrance, comes out after three days of being dead-ish, and if he sees his shadow, we get three more weeks of winter, right?

For what it's worth, no Easter holiday adoption in Japan, despite the popularity of "X'MAS." This means no egg hunts, no marshmallow peeps, and perhaps most happily, no week of mandatory egg salad sandwiches to follow.

Comments

[oroko-saki.livejournal.com]

jesus was a zombie 0__________0

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

I always get a kick out of that argument. He's actually closer to a "revenant."

[oroko-saki.livejournal.com]

oh ya. those skeleton things from DooM with the shoulder mounted rocket launchers. badass.

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

Well, I was thinking more along the lines of Spawn or The Crow, where a recently deceased person comes back from the dead to achieve a special purpose. But I'll go with your version, because it will make Passion of the Christ 2: Electric Boogaloo THAT MUCH MORE SPECIAL!

[c3fyn.livejournal.com]

Yes! Exactly! A revenant. I've tried explaining that over and over again to the Zombie-ists, but they just won't see reason. Of course, I've excommunicated them all and am whipping up the Plutonic Knights for a crusade in the meantime.

Will He be wearing parachute pants in Electric Bugaloo?

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

I'm all for exploring alternative christianities, but I think we've just gotten silly.

Happy Easter!!

[jameskitty.livejournal.com]

Sacralidge (http://jamescorter.com/jesusdied_550.gif)

Re: Happy Easter!!

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

Hey, Jesus died for your graphic designs.

[jjgalahad.livejournal.com]

Happy Delicious Chocolate Holy Bunny Lord Egg Day! Or something.