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[chronovore]

Do you want to fuck her until she is speechless?
A lot of my spam today wants to know. Dude. I don't even know who she is.

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[jjgalahad.livejournal.com]

The 'she' is Ann Coulter. And what they fail to add is that you will render her permanently mute vis a vis this hideous act of sexual congress.

Clearly, it is a terrible choice to have to make.

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

I'd pay the lead character from Sin City to take that bullet for me.

"Ann Coulter is proof that the devil is alive, and enjoying his new tits."

[jjgalahad.livejournal.com]

"I know that it's pretty damn weird to mock September 11th widows."

Shit, if we're paying characters from Sin City to do things to Ann Coulter, my vote would be for deadly little Miho to go to town on that harpy and save Marv from more pain and suffering.

[spinxsugar.livejournal.com]

haaaaaaaa!

love it.

[sdemory.livejournal.com]

On it, and I'd hit it for the greater good.

[jjgalahad.livejournal.com]

The needs of the many, eh, Spock?
As ever, you're an example to all of us, sir.

[sdemory.livejournal.com]

Yep. I'm a selfless guy. It's got nothing whatsoever to do with wanting to make her say my name and scream that she's a dirty whore who loves campaign finance reform and socialized medicine before cleaning herself off on an American flag.

Nothing at all.

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I'm a bad, bad man. But I'm a bad, bad man who'd hit it twice just to prove that I'm a goddamned tough guy.

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

I think you should make her scream "DUKAKIS."

[jjgalahad.livejournal.com]

I think he should make her beg for it in the "DUKAKIS".

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

It's more likely she should ask to be GORE'd while he rubs her CLINTON, only to leave a creamy frothy of SANTORUM in the aftermath.

[sdemory.livejournal.com]

You make my love weep tears, you saucy, saucy genius.

Tears of LOVE!

[jjgalahad.livejournal.com]

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Did I ever say that you're my hero? You're everything, everything I wish I could be.

[sdemory.livejournal.com]

You can most definitely fly higher than the eagles, with me as the wind beneath your wings.

The wind giving it to Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin right in the ol' Dukakis, that is.

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

Why did you put "she" in quotes? Are you saying you've spied an adam's apple on that particular conservative? Are you saying she's not just neo-con, but neo-gyne?

[jjgalahad.livejournal.com]

While I was just following traditional rules of grammar, I do find her suspect on many levels. Personally, I suspect neo-tranny or neo-space alien.

[nattotastic.livejournal.com]

Man, you get all the good spam. All my spam ever says is "Tired of the girls laughing at your wee little cock?"

I mean, it's like they can read my mind or something.

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[chronovore.livejournal.com]

*is happy he wasn't drinking when he read this*