dreams of the rarebit fiend

[chronovore]

• German breeder exports giant rabbits to North Korea as food source for its starving population.
• 40% of North Korean budget spent on massive projects to idolize Kim Jong Il and his dad.

Clearly the answer is to breed giant rabbits that look like Kim Jong Il, and then eat them. (via jwz , xposted to danger_army )

Comments

[captainblack.livejournal.com]

Dude.
You are the funniest ...
This had mendenhaul and I laughing uproariously here at the construction site...
We were in danger of sandwhiches escaping via nostril.

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

Aw, shucks.

It looks as though you're checking LJ from a remote location that isn't generally associated with having easy 'net access: a construction site? How do you manage that?

[captainblack.livejournal.com]

This phone is a Treo 650.

I'm addicted to connectivity, what can I say?

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

Neat.

I should add that, if Kim Jong Il feeds his people giant rabbits, he will never have to worry about them getting him by his short hares.

Puns

[captainblack.livejournal.com]

For even more thumpers, we could take advantage of the similarity of the old english word for rabbit "Coney" to "Conejo".

Re: Puns

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

I don't get it...

Re: Puns

[captainblack.livejournal.com]

sorry, it wasn't very funny. Just rabbits with big balls. maybe they're singing "I'm so ronereey"