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chronovore ([personal profile] chronovore) wrote2007-04-13 10:08 am
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Pornography Statistics 2007: in short U. S. A! NUMBER ONE! (via [livejournal.com profile] nattotastic )
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[identity profile] nattotastic.livejournal.com 2007-04-13 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Top Pornography Banning Countries
Saudia Arabia, Iran, Syria, Bahrain, Egypt, UAE, Kuwait, Malaysia, Indonesia, Singapore, Kenya, India, Cuba, China

These countries are members of the [livejournal.com profile] nattotastic Axis Of Evil™ Cyber Club*.





*:Not to be confused with the [livejournal.com profile] nattotastic Axis Of Evil™ Investment Fund, the [livejournal.com profile] nattotastic Axis Of Evil™ Volunteer Fire Department, F.C. [livejournal.com profile] nattotastic Axis Of Evil™, or the [livejournal.com profile] nattotastic Axis Of Evil™ Day camp for Kidz.

[identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com 2007-04-13 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_fun_ball)

[identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com 2007-04-13 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
No, OK, seriously, how DOES Peter North do it?

[identity profile] nattotastic.livejournal.com 2007-04-13 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
Usually from the back, with a money shot at the end.




badump-bump!

[identity profile] sdemory.livejournal.com 2007-04-13 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Kegels, a good chunk of rest between action and a protein-rich diet.

[identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com 2007-04-15 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
...and you know this definitively because...?

[identity profile] sdemory.livejournal.com 2007-04-15 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
College is a time of experimentation, and one is more willing to experiment when asked to do so by a hot, hot Turkish girl who's got a fascination with that sort of thing.

Allegedly. It's also allegedly somewhat uncomfortable.

[identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com 2007-04-16 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Uncomfortable? Really? Why?

[identity profile] sdemory.livejournal.com 2007-04-16 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Feels much like a kick in the prostate, truth be told. Price one pays for looking porntastic.

TMI? Y-E-S!

[identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com 2007-04-16 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, you're saying that being on the giving end of that much pearl jam is not fun? Are you saying Peter's (gasp!) acting?!

[identity profile] sdemory.livejournal.com 2007-04-16 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
He's probably used to it. From what I've been told by... people... the gasp and wince is pretty dead-on, but the cry of "Jesus fuck, someone sapped me in the colon!" is probably done off-camera.

The things we do for hot, chain-smoker booty.

[identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com 2007-04-16 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
*ceases further research*

[identity profile] sdemory.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
It's its own thing, definitely. Can't say that I'm not glad that I did it, because... well, hot Turkish booty. Still, it's a sobering thing as well.

[identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
The anecdotal evidence supports it once again: If a thing looks too good to be true, it probably is.
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