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chronovore ([personal profile] chronovore) wrote2007-04-13 10:08 am
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Pornography Statistics 2007: in short U. S. A! NUMBER ONE! (via [livejournal.com profile] nattotastic )
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[identity profile] hideehogal.livejournal.com 2007-04-13 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. And look at those female search string statistics (ahem) a little ways down the page. It's not JUST teh boyz.

Although the 18% of the 50+ age set searching for "teen porn" kinda icked me.

[identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com 2007-04-13 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Although the 18% of the 50+ age set searching for "teen porn" kinda icked me.

*reads your sentence*
Yeah, but there are two years of legal age right there...

*RE-reads your sentence*
*notes 50+"
Oh. Ew. EWWWwwwww.

[identity profile] nattotastic.livejournal.com 2007-04-13 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Top Pornography Banning Countries
Saudia Arabia, Iran, Syria, Bahrain, Egypt, UAE, Kuwait, Malaysia, Indonesia, Singapore, Kenya, India, Cuba, China

These countries are members of the [livejournal.com profile] nattotastic Axis Of Evil™ Cyber Club*.





*:Not to be confused with the [livejournal.com profile] nattotastic Axis Of Evil™ Investment Fund, the [livejournal.com profile] nattotastic Axis Of Evil™ Volunteer Fire Department, F.C. [livejournal.com profile] nattotastic Axis Of Evil™, or the [livejournal.com profile] nattotastic Axis Of Evil™ Day camp for Kidz.

The dating pool must be mightily lacking in Elmhurst, Illinois

[identity profile] sdemory.livejournal.com 2007-04-13 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

I feel like I helped make this possible. It's like being part of the US Hockey team at the 1980 Olympics!

Only with porn.

[identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com 2007-04-13 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_fun_ball)

Re: The dating pool must be mightily lacking in Elmhurst, Illinois

[identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com 2007-04-13 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
And a differently-curved hockey stick.

Re: The dating pool must be mightily lacking in Elmhurst, Illinois

[identity profile] nattotastic.livejournal.com 2007-04-13 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty interesting article from last May about Elmhurst: http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/05/19/notes051906.DTL&nl=fix

Re: The dating pool must be mightily lacking in Elmhurst, Illinois

[identity profile] nattotastic.livejournal.com 2007-04-13 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Incidentally, Elmhurst isn't exactly a small rural town or anything. It's a western suburb of Chicago. What does that tell you about Chicago?

Re: The dating pool must be mightily lacking in Elmhurst, Illinois

[identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com 2007-04-13 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
What does that tell you about Chicago?

FTFA:What does this say about Elmhurst? What does this say about small towns across the United States? What do you think it says? Because that's pretty much what it says.
;-) !!!

Re: The dating pool must be mightily lacking in Elmhurst, Illinois

[identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com 2007-04-13 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
The olympics already have porn; haven't you ever lingered over the girls' gymnastics slo-mo's?

[identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com 2007-04-13 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
No, OK, seriously, how DOES Peter North do it?

[identity profile] nattotastic.livejournal.com 2007-04-13 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
Usually from the back, with a money shot at the end.




badump-bump!

[identity profile] sdemory.livejournal.com 2007-04-13 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Kegels, a good chunk of rest between action and a protein-rich diet.

[identity profile] spinxsugar.livejournal.com 2007-04-13 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
that is hilarious and awesome.


women hiding their online activity being that high, I believe it.

ha.

[identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com 2007-04-15 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
...and you know this definitively because...?

[identity profile] sdemory.livejournal.com 2007-04-15 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
College is a time of experimentation, and one is more willing to experiment when asked to do so by a hot, hot Turkish girl who's got a fascination with that sort of thing.

Allegedly. It's also allegedly somewhat uncomfortable.

[identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com 2007-04-16 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Uncomfortable? Really? Why?

[identity profile] sdemory.livejournal.com 2007-04-16 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Feels much like a kick in the prostate, truth be told. Price one pays for looking porntastic.

TMI? Y-E-S!

[identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com 2007-04-16 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, you're saying that being on the giving end of that much pearl jam is not fun? Are you saying Peter's (gasp!) acting?!

[identity profile] sdemory.livejournal.com 2007-04-16 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
He's probably used to it. From what I've been told by... people... the gasp and wince is pretty dead-on, but the cry of "Jesus fuck, someone sapped me in the colon!" is probably done off-camera.

The things we do for hot, chain-smoker booty.

[identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com 2007-04-16 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
*ceases further research*

[identity profile] sdemory.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
It's its own thing, definitely. Can't say that I'm not glad that I did it, because... well, hot Turkish booty. Still, it's a sobering thing as well.

[identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
The anecdotal evidence supports it once again: If a thing looks too good to be true, it probably is.
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