bow-chikky-BOW-bow!

[chronovore]

Pornography Statistics 2007: in short U. S. A! NUMBER ONE! (via nattotastic )

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[nattotastic.livejournal.com]

Top Pornography Banning Countries
Saudia Arabia, Iran, Syria, Bahrain, Egypt, UAE, Kuwait, Malaysia, Indonesia, Singapore, Kenya, India, Cuba, China

These countries are members of the nattotastic Axis Of Evil™ Cyber Club^*.





*:Not to be confused with the nattotastic Axis Of Evil™ Investment Fund, the nattotastic Axis Of Evil™ Volunteer Fire Department, F.C. nattotastic Axis Of Evil™, or the nattotastic Axis Of Evil™ Day camp for Kidz.

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_fun_ball)

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

No, OK, seriously, how DOES Peter North do it?

[nattotastic.livejournal.com]

Usually from the back, with a money shot at the end.




badump-bump!

[sdemory.livejournal.com]

Kegels, a good chunk of rest between action and a protein-rich diet.

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

...and you know this definitively because...?

[sdemory.livejournal.com]

College is a time of experimentation, and one is more willing to experiment when asked to do so by a hot, hot Turkish girl who's got a fascination with that sort of thing.

Allegedly. It's also allegedly somewhat uncomfortable.

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

Uncomfortable? Really? Why?

[sdemory.livejournal.com]

Feels much like a kick in the prostate, truth be told. Price one pays for looking porntastic.

TMI? Y-E-S!

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

Wait, you're saying that being on the giving end of that much pearl jam is not fun? Are you saying Peter's (gasp!) acting?!

[sdemory.livejournal.com]

He's probably used to it. From what I've been told by... people... the gasp and wince is pretty dead-on, but the cry of "Jesus fuck, someone sapped me in the colon!" is probably done off-camera.

The things we do for hot, chain-smoker booty.

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

*ceases further research*

[sdemory.livejournal.com]

It's its own thing, definitely. Can't say that I'm not glad that I did it, because... well, hot Turkish booty. Still, it's a sobering thing as well.

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

The anecdotal evidence supports it once again: If a thing looks too good to be true, it probably is.