my hungry children

[chronovore]

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don’t like it
What’s with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don’t like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn’t it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
- SKULLCRUSHER MOUNTAIN - Jonathan Coulton

Comments

[nattotastic.livejournal.com]

That's a song? That's excellent.

That reminds me of a cross between Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey and pretty much any Smiths song. :)

typo

[nattotastic.livejournal.com]

reminds^H^H^H makes me think of

Re: typo

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

Follow the link; the full lyrics AND the MP3 are available from the artist's site. It's a folk/western themed love song from a mad scientist's point of view.

Though I'd love --LOVE-- to hear it covered as a Smiths song.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

Jonathan Coulton rocks my world. Have you heard his version of Baby Got Back?

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

I 'ave now. Thanks for the pointer. That's pretty damned great. Sean had pointed me at the Richard Cheese version, which is also pretty great.