i don't have to worry about senility, because technology will compensate for it

[chronovore]

Google Launches 'The Google' For Older Adults | The Onion - America's Finest News Source:

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—The popular search engine Google announced plans Friday to launch a new site, TheGoogle.com, to appeal to older adults not able to navigate the original website's single text field and two clearly marked buttons.

"The Google will have all the same information currently found on regular Google, but with the added features of not stealing your credit-card numbers or giving your computer all kinds of viruses," said Rick Tillich, The Google project director. "All you have to do to turn the website on is put the little blinking line thing in the cyberspace window at the top of the screen, type 'thegoogle.com,' and press 'return'—although it will also recognize http.wwwthegoogle.com, google.aol, and 'THEGOOGLE' typed into a Word document."

Tillich added that he hopes the site will soon replace Yahoo Internet Website.com as the most popular search engine for users over 55. (thanks cyclopea )

Comments

[jjgalahad.livejournal.com]

There's an AOL joke in here somewhere but I just can't muster the energy to find it.

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

Like Ragu sauce, it's in there:
google.aol

[jjgalahad.livejournal.com]

Fair enough. D'oh. I am seriously lacking in vim and vigor in the brainpan as of late.

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

I can relate.