thong malfunction x2

[chronovore]

Gothamist: Kinky Details of CNN Anchor's Central Park Arrest:

So, CNN personality Richard Quest was arrested early Friday morning for drug possession when police found in Central Park well after the park's 1 a.m. curfew. Sure, the initial reports said Quest told police he was carrying methamphetamime in his pocket, but leave it to the NY Post to add the really detailed details.

Not only did Quest have drugs, he also had a "rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot." That was so not in the NY Times' account. The Post also reported, "It wasn't immediately clear what the rope was for" and that "the officer at the scene was able to ID the drug because of 'his prior experience as a police officer in drug arrests, observation of packaging which is characteristic of this type of drug, and defendant's statements that... "I've got some meth in my pocket."'" Ha!

Quest, who was in jail most of yesterday, was charged with loitering and drug possession (but not lewdness because he wasn't exposed). His lawyer claimed Quest was "returning to his hotel with friends" and had no idea there was a curfew for the park. Quest will attend six months of drug counseling and if he stays out of trouble, the charges will be dismissed and his case sealed.

Woman sues Victoria's Secret claiming thong injury | Oddly Enough | Reuters:

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A woman who says she was hurt by her thong panties when a metal clip flew off and hit her in the eye has sued Victoria's Secret, saying in a TV interview on Thursday that the injury caused her "excruciating pain."

Macrida Patterson, a 52-year-old Los Angeles traffic officer, told NBC's "Today" show that she suffered cuts to her cornea from the small piece of metal that had been used to secure a rhinestone heart onto the blue thong.

"I was putting on my underwear from Victoria's Secret and the metal popped in my eye. It happened really quickly. I was in excruciating pain. I screamed. That's what happened," Patterson told NBC.

Patterson's lawyer Jason Buccat, who also appeared on the "Today" show, said the metal staple causes "severe damage" to her cornea that required a topical steroid.

The product liability lawsuit, which was filed on June 9 in Los Angeles Superior Court and first reported on the Smoking Gun Web site, seeks unspecified damages.

A spokeswoman for Victoria's Secret, which is operated by Limited Brands Inc, could not immediately be reached for comment. (Reporting by Dan Whitcomb) [Dan Whitcomb apparently thinks it's OK to not include the Smoking Gun link. Asshat.]

A fifty two year old woman in a blue thong. I will have nightmares.

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Comments

[josienutter.livejournal.com]

<< A fifty two year old woman in a blue thong. I will have nightmares. >>

That's what I was just thinking. Yikes.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

Depends on the fifty-two year old woman in question. And that's a recent photo of that particular one, yes. She's amazing.

Edit: I should clarify that this isn't the woman with the lawsuit. This is a local bellydance teacher and performer who is actually on the other side of 52, believe it or not...

[josienutter.livejournal.com]

Hell, even most 20 year olds in America (Land of Overconsumption of Everything) wouldn't look that great in a thong. :)

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

You're probably judging from the proverbial high ground, Ms. Bicyclist Butt.

[josienutter.livejournal.com]

LOL... I do not own any of those evil thong things. I may be fit, cardiovascular-ly, but I also have a MUCH higher bodyfat percentage than most of the people I work out with. By a lot a lot.

Can't give up the beer. :)

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

Can't give up the beer. :)

I can empathize with this sentiment.

That new icon kicks ass - you may need to be renamed "Rosie" Nutter.

[super-nyanko.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't want to see 99.99% percent of even the most attractive people in a thong. But heck, if she wants to wear one, more power to her.

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

I just want to say, if you nearly put an eye out while monkeying with your thong, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

[super-nyanko.livejournal.com]

Do you have enough rhinestone thong experience to consider yourself an expert? Wait, don't answer that...