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[chronovore]

Transformer Refuses To Change Back Into Volkswagen
CYBOTRON—Following an intense battle with Megatron and his evil Decepticons Monday, former robot-in-disguise Bumblebee refused to revert to his natural state as a yellow Volkswagen Beetle. "I hid my existence in this world by taking the form of a vehicle! I revealed my true nature when I was called upon to protect earth!" said Bumblebee, a member of Optimus Prime's heroic Autobots force. "I refuse to change back into a humiliating bubble-shaped compact car!" Bumblebee added that Megatron arrived on earth with one goal: Destruction!

Comments

[professormass.livejournal.com]

I have a friend who I can reduce to giggling hysterics just by leaving a one-word message on her phone in a Certain Gun-Shaped Villain's Voice:

"Prime."

Yep. Transformers rock.

[epiphaniesrus.livejournal.com]

Pffff. He's just completely jealous of the new VW's. Gad-damned hippies, don't know what's best for 'em. That Cybertronian will be whistling (or is that just him up-linking via modem? Never can tell) a different tune when he realizes he has to hoof it back to the Ark.