OK, I wasn't going to do this, but...

[chronovore]

It's my BIRTHDAY, right?!
Send me presents of music and video, of photos and text. If it's something you made, all the better. I DEMAND TRIBUTE AS YOUR ELDER.

Er, and and if I'm not your elder, indulge me anyway. I'm fragile at this age.

Comments

[used-bandaid.livejournal.com]

happy bday!!!

[andrewv.livejournal.com]

assholes towed my car and it cost me $280 to get it back. I have to be up in 5 hours and I'm mad, mad, mad.

but that should not ruin your birthday! enjoy the two best videos on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmaltChJnV0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw

[jjgalahad.livejournal.com]

Another video gift for you, now that you're officially a dirty old man - Olivia Munn eats a hot dog. Bon appetit!

You asked for it.

[nattotastic.livejournal.com]

On the topic of J-lolcats...

[fishie-flop-oog.livejournal.com]

Geezer

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

OK, here is a hi-LAR-ious video of me from a couple years ago, showing someone at the restaurant how to do a chest pop that's driven from muscles, not breath (breath-driven chest pops = super bad).

Check out the eyebrow action, too.

Sorry it's sideways. I don't know how/don't have the software to change it to portrait mode. But who cares about sideways: BOOBIES!

soon will contribute

[captainblack.livejournal.com]

Am between real computers right now and responding via Treo, so as soon as I get to my stack I will send some naughtage!

Can't decide whether to send youtubes of J-girls or euro girls... do you have a preference this week?

[slinka.livejournal.com]

I didn't make this but I wish I had.

Girls later maybe. This is a heartfelt offering about aging that I have loved since I was 16.

[captainblack.livejournal.com]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6tKXtqZG04

This is a song from one of my favorite albums ever. I loved it when I was 16 and I love it now.

[sdemory.livejournal.com]

Tribute? You get no tribute, biotech! If you're lucky, you'll just get the back of my hand.

Keep sassing off and I'm sending you to a home!

That's right... a home! Like the doddering old fossil you are!

40 spanks

[cyclopea.livejournal.com]

Ribbed, fore yore pleshyore:

BWana Bootie (mp3)
und
More BWana Bootie (mp3)

What's funny is that one of the first things you said to me, in response to some brilliant quip of mine (now lost to posteriority), is in one of these. Do you remember? :P

[stevenkaye.livejournal.com]

What you need, no, what we all need, is more Skafish (http://home.netcom.com/~box_nine/22%20Sign%20Of%20The%20Cross.mp3).

[indrigirl.livejournal.com]

I didn't do it, but I hope you like it. Happy birthday!

[super-nyanko.livejournal.com]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Wish I could be there to bake cookies! Wish I could be there period!!

Here's your personal birthday haiku from me and JP

On your birthday may
pornography and good cake
be available

[toxgunn.livejournal.com]

Hope you had a pleasant natal day sir!