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It's my BIRTHDAY, right?!
Send me presents of music and video, of photos and text. If it's something you made, all the better. I DEMAND TRIBUTE AS YOUR ELDER.

Er, and and if I'm not your elder, indulge me anyway. I'm fragile at this age.

Date: 2007-09-20 08:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] used-bandaid.livejournal.com
happy bday!!!

Date: 2007-09-20 08:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com
YAY! Thanks, charmer. Post a recent or fave picture, please? Your stuff is great!

Date: 2007-09-20 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andrewv.livejournal.com
assholes towed my car and it cost me $280 to get it back. I have to be up in 5 hours and I'm mad, mad, mad.

but that should not ruin your birthday! enjoy the two best videos on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmaltChJnV0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw

Date: 2007-09-20 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com
Sorry to hear about your car. SAD!

ROCKMAN = ドラマッティック!

Date: 2007-09-20 11:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com
PS: 2nd vid - more proof that idle hands are the daft punks' playground.

Date: 2007-09-20 09:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jjgalahad.livejournal.com
Another video gift for you, now that you're officially a dirty old man - Olivia Munn eats a hot dog. Bon appetit!

Date: 2007-09-20 09:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jjgalahad.livejournal.com
And I also thought you might get a kick out of this tragic tale of video gamer mortality

Date: 2007-09-21 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com
BIG PIMPIN'!

Dude, I've already done that!

Image

You asked for it.

Date: 2007-09-20 11:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nattotastic.livejournal.com
On the topic of J-lolcats...

Image

Re: You asked for it.

Date: 2007-09-20 11:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nattotastic.livejournal.com
I did this one years ago for my wife and I when we were still dating. Believe it or not, once upon a time, we were sk8rs! More of the OC Punk type and less of the Avril Lavigne top-40 hit type.

Image

Re: You asked for it.

Date: 2007-09-20 11:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com
OC PUNK! These rule. Thanks for the PRESENTS!

Re: And one to grow on!

Date: 2007-09-21 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com
AWESOME! My weiner's so big in Osaka, it can be seen from Tokyo!

Now we know "Osaka Tower" wins!

Date: 2007-09-20 11:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com
I hardly even know'er.

Date: 2007-09-20 01:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com
OK, here is a hi-LAR-ious video of me from a couple years ago, showing someone at the restaurant how to do a chest pop that's driven from muscles, not breath (breath-driven chest pops = super bad).

Check out the eyebrow action, too.

Sorry it's sideways. I don't know how/don't have the software to change it to portrait mode. But who cares about sideways: BOOBIES!

Date: 2007-09-20 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com
BEWBIES!

That's pretty impressive. And the movement's nice too. VA-VA-VOOM!

soon will contribute

Date: 2007-09-20 01:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captainblack.livejournal.com
Am between real computers right now and responding via Treo, so as soon as I get to my stack I will send some naughtage!

Can't decide whether to send youtubes of J-girls or euro girls... do you have a preference this week?

Date: 2007-09-20 03:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slinka.livejournal.com
I didn't make this but I wish I had.

Date: 2007-09-20 11:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com
This is SO not-what-i-was-expecting from you! Thanks!

Date: 2007-09-20 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sdemory.livejournal.com
Tribute? You get no tribute, biotech! If you're lucky, you'll just get the back of my hand.

Keep sassing off and I'm sending you to a home!

That's right... a home! Like the doddering old fossil you are!

Hey, wait...

Playboy Shadowrun

Date: 2007-09-20 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captainblack.livejournal.com
Hmm... So, in 2050-something, when I am as decrepit as Mansion Boy there, will I be surrounded by replicant Japanese schoolgirls?

Re: Playboy Shadowrun

Date: 2007-09-20 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sdemory.livejournal.com
Pretty much, yeah... much in the same way that I'll be surrounded by either busty Latinas with no sense of modesty or emaciated woman-things in rubber nun's habits who will transfuse my miles-long, wormlike mass, depending on which dreams come true for me.

You know what they say...

Date: 2007-09-20 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captainblack.livejournal.com
You controls the Spice... You controls the Nuns.

Date: 2007-09-21 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com
I could be in charge of cleaning the pool - because I'd always have a ready pole.

40 spanks

Date: 2007-09-20 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cyclopea.livejournal.com
Ribbed, fore yore pleshyore:

BWana Bootie (mp3)
und
More BWana Bootie (mp3)

What's funny is that one of the first things you said to me, in response to some brilliant quip of mine (now lost to posteriority), is in one of these. Do you remember? :P

Re: 40 spanks

Date: 2007-09-20 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com
I ... do not. I'm listening and re-listening, and all I hear is MAGNIFICENT "PIRATE BOOTIE"!

What thing are you talking about, o fellow master of posteriority?

Re: 40 spanks

Date: 2007-09-20 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cyclopea.livejournal.com
Yes, the bootie does grab one's attention.
(There's a pun to be made there, I'll leave someone else the opening <--- pun possibility part deux)

You said "Very clever... how's that working out for you?"

BOOTIEBOOTIEBOOTIEBOOTIEBOOTIEBOOTIE...

Re: 40 spanks

Date: 2007-09-21 01:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com
Great - I couldn't wait until lunch to read your answer, and now I'm giggling at work and everyone knows I'm GOOFING OFF!

Thanks for that memory.

Date: 2007-09-21 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stevenkaye.livejournal.com
What you need, no, what we all need, is more Skafish (http://home.netcom.com/~box_nine/22%20Sign%20Of%20The%20Cross.mp3).

Date: 2007-09-21 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com
YAY! Music! danke-danke!

Date: 2007-09-21 07:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] indrigirl.livejournal.com
I didn't do it, but I hope you like it. Happy birthday!

Date: 2007-09-21 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com
I always mean to keep up with that site, and never manage to. Thanks for reminding me that it's there. I think she worked on a major RPG as well, that at least sdemory and I are fans of: Nobilis.

Thanks!

Date: 2007-09-21 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] super-nyanko.livejournal.com
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Wish I could be there to bake cookies! Wish I could be there period!!

Here's your personal birthday haiku from me and JP

On your birthday may
pornography and good cake
be available

Date: 2007-09-28 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com
That poem is great. Unfortunately, I think neither happened on my birthday; I will make up for it with an excess of both in the near future.

Date: 2007-09-24 08:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toxgunn.livejournal.com
Hope you had a pleasant natal day sir!

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