OK, I wasn't going to do this, but...

[chronovore]

It's my BIRTHDAY, right?!
Send me presents of music and video, of photos and text. If it's something you made, all the better. I DEMAND TRIBUTE AS YOUR ELDER.

Er, and and if I'm not your elder, indulge me anyway. I'm fragile at this age.

Comments

[sdemory.livejournal.com]

Tribute? You get no tribute, biotech! If you're lucky, you'll just get the back of my hand.

Keep sassing off and I'm sending you to a home!

That's right... a home! Like the doddering old fossil you are!

Playboy Shadowrun

[captainblack.livejournal.com]

Hmm... So, in 2050-something, when I am as decrepit as Mansion Boy there, will I be surrounded by replicant Japanese schoolgirls?

Re: Playboy Shadowrun

[sdemory.livejournal.com]

Pretty much, yeah... much in the same way that I'll be surrounded by either busty Latinas with no sense of modesty or emaciated woman-things in rubber nun's habits who will transfuse my miles-long, wormlike mass, depending on which dreams come true for me.

You know what they say...

[captainblack.livejournal.com]

You controls the Spice... You controls the Nuns.

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

I could be in charge of cleaning the pool - because I'd always have a ready pole.